IGNORE ALIEN ORDERS

I’ve waited for three months to reblog this

Me Dec 31 2018 11:59 pm:
Me Jan 1 2019 12:00 pm:

shyriadracnoir:
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that

golfgalaxy:
fckin:
fckin:
i just got arrested for being too ugly
can someone come bail me out
on my way!
can someone come bail me out

trickytwitch:
me, a furry lawyer: *glomps you x3* why did you kill her
i just want peace in my life

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

neproxrezi:
oh hey it rendered

GOING to commit acts of silly……….

me: what race should this oc be
brain: not an elf. for the love of god stop making–
me:

request for @incomingtrouble